These shades were destined to rest on the beautifully bronzed face of Snooki and if she’s out there reading this, here is my proposal…
Let’s party. I’d like to think that you and I would get along famously – I’ve got a strong fist pump and a talent for finding the perfect gorilla, juice-head! If that isn’t enticing enough, I’ll bribe you with a sweet pair of shades!
Jessica Rowen aka JRow